Welcome to our website, where we don't care about your personal data. At all.
We collect, store, and use your information in ways that are completely reasonable and totally not at all invasive. You can trust us, we're not like those other websites.
We're like a funhouse mirror, reflecting back all your deepest secrets, and making fun of your dad jokes. (But seriously, we won't sell your info to any third parties, unless you're a robot, and even then, it's only for research purposes.)
So, like, go ahead and click "I Agree" below, and we'll pretend to care about your digital footprint. Or, you know, don't, and we'll just assume you're a robot.