PRIZE RULES

THE MOST IMPORTANT RULES YOU'LL EVER KNOW

Welcome, contestant! You're here for the prizes. Well, let's get one thing straight: the prizes are not just prizes, they're experiences.

Here's how you can win:

• Win a year's supply of slightly-used tissue products!
• Get a chance to participate in our patented "Guess the number of pixels in this image" contest!
• Be crowned the official "Egg-Laying Chicken of the Month"!

PRIZE RULES IN BRIEF

1. Must be human.
2. Must not be a robot.
3. Must not have a sense of humor about the prizes.
4. Must not be a lawyer.

By participating, you're agreeing to our completely-not-made-up rules. If you have any questions, just ask our robot overlords.