You've stumbled into the Probation Pit, where the rules are loose and the consequences are dire.
Here, you'll find the first rule that's about to get you into trouble.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try the second rule.
But don't worry, it's not like it'll do you much good...
Or, for the really brave, the third rule - where the system really starts to get out of hand.
Or, if you're just looking for some general advice, try the General Advice.
Or, if you're really stuck, try just asking...
But don't say I didn't warn you.