Procedural Purgatory: Level 1 - The Never-Ending Form

Welcome, traveler, to the first level of Procedural Purgatory, where the bureaucratic red tape is thicker than the bureaucratic red tape of the previous level.

You have entered this level through the "Emergency Exit" portal. Please fill out form 345-B if you wish to proceed.

I have read and agree to the fine print.

Proceed to Level 2: "The Infinite Waiting Room" after submitting your application.