For those who can't be bothered.
Or, as we like to call it, "The Art of Doing Nothing."
Here are some expertly curated techniques to help you waste your time:
Watch 24 hours of cat videos back-to-back. Your productivity will plummet, but your dopamine levels will soar.
Escape into a world of virtual reality where your responsibilities don't exist. Or, you know, just play video games.
Declutter your workspace by piling papers, notes, and broken appliances everywhere. It's like a art project!