Procrastination Exercises for Sophisticates

Warm-up Exercise 1: Mindless Browsing

Find a random Wikipedia article and read the introduction. Then, click "Next" to find an even more fascinating topic!

Exercise 1: Staring at a Wall for 10 Minutes

Stare at the wall for 10 minutes without blinking. Record your thoughts. Repeat daily.

Exercise 2: The Art of Doing Nothing

Watch 5 minutes of cat videos. Repeat. Do not engage in any activity that resembles 'productivity'.

Exercise 3: In-Depth Research on a Random Topic

Research the history of dental floss. Read every article, book, and thesis you can find. Create a comprehensive report.

Warm-down Exercise: Self-Reflection and Navel Gazing

Look into the void of your own existence. Ponder the meaninglessness of life. Repeat as necessary.

Optional Exercise: Extreme Procrastination

Call your mom. Tell her you're busy. Hang up.