The Procrastination Protocols

Welcome, fellow procrastinators, to the Procrastination Protocols, a site dedicated to the art of doing nothing.

Here are some protocols to help you achieve maximum procrastination efficiency:

Protocol 1: Extreme Binge-Watching

1. Find a marathon-worthy show on Netflix or Hulu.

2. Set aside 48 hours of uninterrupted time.

3. Do not leave your seat until you've watched 48 episodes in a row.

Protocol 2: Video Game Categorization

Preparation is Key

Before you start your binge-watching session, make sure you have:

• A large stash of snacks (at least 3-4 bags of chips, 2-3 packs of cookies, and a 2-liter of soda)
• A comfortable viewing position (bean bag chair, recliner, or a bean bag chair in a recliner)
• A reliable streaming service (or 3-4 backup streaming services, just in case)

Now, go forth and binge-watch!