Procrastination Techniques for the Utterly Inconsiderate Host

When an invitation comes out of the blue, and you've got 2 minutes to get it all done, don't panic! Here are a few trusty tactics to save the day.

• Blame it on a zombie apocalypse. "Sorry, can't make the party, I have to go stock up on canned goods."
• Claim you're allergic to social events. "Sorry, I've developed a sudden case of social anxiety, doctor's orders: no parties."
• Offer to host a potluck, but secretly plan to just bring a single, unidentifiable jar of mayonnaise.
• Claim you're working on a top-secret project, and the host's party would just be a distraction.
• Tell them you're on a mission from God, and can't be bothered with frivolous things like parties.
• Accidentally delete all the party details from your phone, and claim you were just trying to declutter.

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