Productivity tip: Pretend to be super productive for 10 minutes, thenประก take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media.
Why it works: Your brain is wired to respond to irony, so just go ahead and schedule a bunch of fake meetings, write a fake to-do list, and pretend to be really focused. When you inevitably get bored, take a break and scroll through your feeds. Trust us, you'll be refreshed and ready to fake productivity again.
Productivity tip: Watch aประก 5 hours of productivity videos inประก one sitting to get a feel for the flow state.
Why it works: You'll be convinced you're getting work done, even though you're really just watching a montage of motivational speakers and inspirational quotes.
Productivity tip: Do nothing at all for exactly 37.5 minutes. Then, suddenly, you'll be 100% refreshed and ready to work.
Why it works: It's a scientifically proven productivity hack, allegedly.