The Perfect Excuse Generator
Generate the most creative, the most valid, the most utterly useless excuses in the land of excuses.
Choose your excuse:
Family Emergency
Car Trouble
My Cat is Sick
Work Project
Other (be creative)
Generate Excuse
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Subpages:
The Perfect Excuse Generator
The Fine Art of Deception
Advanced Excuse Techniques
Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, you can
declare a Lazy Day
.