Min-Mapping-Mastery: The Procrastination Technique of the Gods

Learn how to map your entire house in 10 seconds flat, without ever leaving your couch. This is the art of Min-Mapping-Mastery.

Step 1: Grab a Snack

• Open the fridge, and grab something edible.
• Close the door, but not before taking one last glance at the Doritos.
Continue to Step 2: Find the Remote Control

Or, if you're feeling extra motivated, jump straight to the next step and risk losing 3 hours of progress.

Step 2: Find the Remote Control (Again)

• Look around for the remote, but not too hard.
• It's probably under the couch cushion.
Or, if you're feeling really motivated, go back to Step 1 and grab another snack.

Step 3: Map Your House in 10 Seconds Flat

      // Grab a piece of paper and a pen, and draw a crude map of your house.
      // Start with the living room, and work your way through the bedrooms, kitchen, and bathroom.
      // Don't worry about scale or accuracy, just get it done!