Procrastination-Through-Parallel-Universes

Welcome to the multiverse's most esteemed institution for the scientifically-proven, morally-justified art of doing nothing.

Our patented, research-based approach to procrastination involves:

• Simultaneously browsing Reddit, Twitter, and Wikipedia while pretending to work
• Creating an extensive, intricate to-do list that never gets finished
• Developing a comprehensive understanding of cat videos and memes

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• The Binge-Watching Plan
• The Infinite Tab Opening Plan
• The Snack Attack Plan

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Disclaimer: Procrastination-Through-Parallel-Universes is not responsible for any lost productivity, destroyed relationships, or ruined lives. But let's be real, that's not our fault.

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