Procrastination Through Proxy Building

Because adulting is hard, we've built this website to help you avoid doing actual work. Here are some strategies for maximum procrastination:

Strategy 1: Build a Proxy Website to Procrastinate

Build a website that's just like this one. It's like building a digital castle in the clouds, but with less actual accomplishment.

Strategy 2: Procrastinate through Browsing the Internet

Just browse through cat videos, memes, and Reddit. You're not really doing anything productive, but you're having fun!

Strategy 3: Procrastinate through Fictional World-Building

Create an alternate reality where you're a hero, and your work is done by minions. It's like being in a video game, but with less explosions.

Strategy 4: Procrastinate through Creative Distraction

Get lost in a world of art, music, or writing. Who needs actual productivity when you have creativity?

Remember, procrastination is a skill! And we're here to help you hone it.