Procrastination Through Stealth Attack: The Ultimate Guide

This is a guide on how to procrastinate like a master, without actually doing anything.

Procrastination is an art, not a science. It requires finesse, skill, and a healthy dose of denial.

			# Procrastination Through Stealth Attack Algorithm

			function procrastinate() {
				while (true) {
					do {
						surf the web;
						watch cat videos;
						check social media;
					} while (true);
			}

			// Call the function to start procrastinating
			procrastinate();
		

Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to never actually do what you're supposed to do.

So, go ahead and download the Procrastination App, read the Procrastination Fu Handbook, and practice your Procrastination Fu skills. But don't actually do any work.

Procrastination Through Stealth Attack FAQ