Procrastination Techniques

Here are some tried-and-true methods for avoiding productivity:

• The Art of Doing Nothing
• Binge-Watching Your Favorite Shows for Hours
• Eating Cereal for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
• Spending 4 Hours Researching the Meaning of Life
• Taking 10-Minute Breaks Every 10 Minutes
• Staring at the Same 5 Tabs for 5 Hours

Remember, these techniques are scientifically proven to be 100% effective in doing nothing!

Disclaimer: Procrastination-University is not responsible for any lost productivity or increased caffeine intake.