Procrastination 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Step 1: Clear Your Browsing History. Delete all tabs, close all windows. Start fresh, start anew.

Substep 1: Google something random. Like, uh, 'How to make a decent grilled cheese sandwich.'

Step 2: Find Your Excuse. Pick a good reason for why you can't do the thing. Like, uh, 'I'm allergic to productivity.'

Step 3: Find a Distraction. Browse YouTube, scroll through memes, play some solitaire.

• Join Procrastinators Anonymous. Because, let's face it, we all need a little help.
• Play some video games. You can never go wrong with 'The Sims.'
• Binge-watch Netflix. At least it's not work.

Disclaimer: Procrastination is not a viable career path. Or is it?