Procrastination Through Video Games

Because Why Bother Saving the World When You Can Save Your Favorite Character?

Join us on this epic quest for the art of doing nothing. Play for 5 hours straight and forget your troubles. Our expertly crafted levels of distraction will keep you engaged, yet unproductive, for hours on end.

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