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The Ultimate Guide to Procrastination Mastery
Step 3: The Binge-Watching Schedule
Now that you've mastered the art of doing nothing, it's time to take it to the next level. Introducing the Binge-Watching Schedule.
Here's the deal:
- Wake up at 2 AM, still in your PJs.
- Grab a bag of Cheetos and a Red Bull. You're going to need the energy.
- Hit play on the first show you can find on Netflix. Repeat for 12 hours.
- Take a 10-minute break to grab a pizza and watch a 10-minute clip of cat videos.
- Resume binge-watching.
Optional but highly recommended:
- Take a 5-minute break to scroll through memes on Reddit.
- Send a group text to your friends to make sure they know you're still awake.
- Call your mom to tell her you're still alive.
Side Effects:
Side effects of following this schedule include (but are not limited to):
- Exhaustion
- Carb overload
- Regret
- Unshowered hair
But hey, it's worth it, right?
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