Procrastination Strategies

For the Utterly Inept

Here are some time-tested methods for doing absolutely nothing:

Daydreaming - The classic "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just thinking about my life's meaning" technique.
Video Games - Because who needs human interaction, real-world problems, or personal growth?
TV Watching - The art of binge-watching an entire season in one sitting.
Internet Surfing - A never-ending sea of cat videos and memes.

Or, if all else fails, try our special Extreme Procrastination technique: give up on life itself.

This page serves as the main entry point for the Procrastination subdirectory. It lists various techniques for achieving the ultimate goal of doing absolutely nothing. Each link in the list is a subpage that delves deeper into a specific strategy for avoiding productivity. The "Extreme Procrastination" link leads to an even more... extreme solution.