Procrastination Support Group - Strategies

Proven Methods for Doing Nothing

Here are the ultimate guides to avoiding productivity and achieving true happiness through the art of procrastination.

Method 1: Binge-Watching Your Favorite Show (with 1000+ Episodes)

Warning: May cause irreparable damage to your relationships, career, and sense of purpose.

Method 2: Playing Video Games for 12+ Hours a Day

Side effects: Carpal tunnel, eye strain, and a severe case of "I'm-not-doing-it-itis."

Method 3: Creating a "To-Do List" with 100+ Tasks

A classic technique for feeling accomplished without actually accomplishing anything.

Method 4: Declaring "Today" is the New "Tomorrow" (and the day after, and the next day...)

A timeless approach to never meeting deadlines.

Method 5: Creating a "Research" Project with No Clear Goal or Deadline

A foolproof way to waste 3+ years of your life on something that will never see the light of day.

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