Welcome, young ninja! Are you tired of building your way to victory, only to find yourself stuck in the mud? Do you dream of constructing elaborate castles, only to have them destroyed by an unsuspecting enemy glider? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to building a fortune in Fortnite will have you swimming in gold in no time!
Strategy 1: Build Your Way to Victory...or Not
Strategy 2: The Art of Castle-Building for the Clumsy
Strategy 3: Survival Skills 101: How to Procrastinate and Live to Fight Another Day
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