Procrastination Strategies

Warning: the following strategies are highly experimental and not recommended by experts. Use at your own risk.

Watching TV for Science

Also known as "TV Binge Induced Cerebral Hypnosis," this method involves watching an entire series in one sitting to achieve a deep understanding of complex plot twists and character arcs.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary blindness to reality
• Permanent loss of productivity
• Uncontrollable urge to binge-watch more TV

Recommended TV shows:

• "The Great British Baking Show" (a proven catalyst for carb-loading and pastry-induced comas)
• "The Walking Dead" (a safe space to process existential dread)
• "Twin Peaks" (a surreal experience that blurs the lines between reality and fantasy)

For more information on other Procrastination Strategies, visit:

• Daydreaming In 3D
• Playing Video Games for Focus
• The Meta-Strategy