Because who needs to actually be productive when you can just call in sick? It's not like your boss is paying you to be there or anything.
Just Google "free printable doctor's note templates" and print out a few of these bad boys. Voila! Instantly, you're out sick for the day.
When asked by your boss, just spout off some ridiculous reason for why you can't make it in to work, like "I'm experiencing a rare condition of extreme lethargy."
Generate a fake doctor's note More excuses for workHappy procrastinating!