Warning: Extreme Prolonging may cause permanent damage to productivity, relationships, and your social life.

Technique #1: The Art of the Infinite Scroll

Stare blankly at a single page for hours, waiting for the next piece of content to load.

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Technique #2: The Power of the Random Tab Swap

Open 20 tabs, then close them all at once, only to reopen them in a different order.

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Technique #3: The Art of the Slightly Longer Screenshot

Save a screenshot of a webpage, then stare at it for 30 minutes, re-take a screenshot, then stare at that too.

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