Procrastination Techniques

The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

• Extreme Pomodoro - The ancient art of focusing on a single task for 25 minutes, then doing absolutely nothing for 5 minutes.
• Random Internet Surfing - The time-tested technique of browsing aimlessly through 4chan, Reddit, and Twitter for hours.
• Playing Video Games - The tried-and-true method of pretending to be busy while secretly playing 10,000 hours of World of Warcraft.
• Daydreaming About Pizza - The lost art of staring blankly into space, contemplating the perfect slice.

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