Procrastination Techniques

Warning: the following techniques are highly addictive and may lead to permanent productivity loss.

Perfectionism is when you spend 4 hours researching the perfect coffee-to-sugar ratio in your morning coffee.

Daydreaming is when you stare out the window for 3 hours, contemplating the meaning of life and the intricacies of your fantasy football league.

Binge-Watching is when you spend 8 hours on a single TV show marathon, forgetting you're meant to be doing laundry.

Other notable mentions include:

1. SocialMedia scrolling

2. Snacking

3. VideoGaming

4. YouTube

Remember, these techniques are not just hobbies; they're survival strategies for the modern world.

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