Procrastination Techniques

Playing the Same Level

Expertly avoiding actual productivity by replaying the same level of the video game you're "working on" for the third time this week.

This technique requires focus, dedication, and an unhealthy dose of nostalgia for pixelated graphics.

• Watch tutorials on YouTube to "improve your skills" (just one more level, I swear)
• Stare at the level select screen for hours, wondering which difficulty level you'll choose
• Spend 20 minutes organizing your inventory, because who needs to play the actual game when you can sort your potions and scrolls?