The Ultimate Procrastination Technique: Video Game Marathon
Are you tired of productivity and efficiency? Do you yearn to waste hours on end, indulging in virtual fantasies and digital escapism? Then look no further! Our Video Game Marathon technique will guide you through the process of completely abandoning your responsibilities and losing yourself in a world of pixels and sound effects.
Step 1: Choose Your Game
- Select a game that's so engrossing you forget to eat, sleep, or shower.
- Set aside 48 hours of uninterrupted time to dedicate to said game.
By the end of this process, you'll have achieved true mastery over the art of procrastination, and will be able to boast that you've spent an entire weekend playing the same game, only to realize you've forgotten what day it is, what you did yesterday, and what your face looks like.