Welcome to the most epic guide on procrastination techniques. You've been transported to a realm where time and productivity are but a distant memory. Here, the art of doing nothing is revered.
Remember, the key to mastering the art of procrastination is to never stop, never look back, and never, ever look up from the screen.
Did you know that the optimal procrastination-to-productivity ratio is 99.99%:0.01%? It's a little-known fact that the more you procrastinate, the more you'll be able to " minimalistize" your life and focus on what really matters: Minimalist fashion and Minimalist cuisine.
And don't forget to always wear your Minimalist chic while you're "productively" doing nothing.
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Remember, in a world filled with deadlines and responsibilities, we must stick together and "accidentally" forget our goals.
A: Probably not, but that's okay. You can always start a new tab.
A: Yes. Normal. Completely normal.
A: Ha! Don't be ridiculous. This is all about the art of doing nothing.