Procrastination Techniques

The art of doing nothing. Or rather, the art of making excuses for not doing anything.

• Technique 1: The Internet is Broken - When the cat video won't load, who has time for work?
• Technique 2: Daydreaming - Imagine a world where you're on a deserted island with unlimited resources, and you're the king...
• Technique 3: Mouse Clicking - Click, click, click! Who needs productivity when you can just stare at the screen?
• Technique minimalist: Minimalism is just an excuse - Declutter, declutter, declutter... for 5 minutes.

And that's not all, folks!

• Technique ประก: Procrastination Techniques - Because, honestly, who needs to finish anything?
• Technique: Technique 4 (Not Yet Named) - A secret technique for the most elite procrastinators.
• Technique: Technique 5 (The Ultimate) - A technique so powerful, it defies explanation.