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Procrastination Techniques

The Art of Doing Nothing

1. The Ancient Art of Binge-Watching

Spending hours binge-watching cat videos, reality TV shows, or entire seasons of your favorite shows.

Warning: May cause permanent damage to productivity, relationships, and your eyesight.

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2. The Procrastination Olympics

Competing in a series of increasingly difficult tasks, such as folding laundry, loading the dishwasher, or cooking a simple meal.

Warning: May cause excessive sweating, cursing, and/or tears.

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3. The Art of Power Napping

Taking 20-minute naps, but claiming it was just a "recharge" and you're not actually sleeping.

Warning: May cause excessive guilt, paranoia, and/or sudden loss of memory.

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4. The Ancient Art of Daydreaming

Spending hours staring out the window, imagining you're on a beach somewhere, while simultaneously planning your escape.

Warning: May cause permanent damage to your career, relationships, and your ability to focus.

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