Procrastination Tools: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to the Procrastination Tools, where the art of doing nothing is a science.

Here, you'll find the most effective tools to waste your time, because let's be real, that's what you're here for.

Check out our:

Time-Wasters for the latest in mind-numbing entertainment.

Snack-Attack for the most efficient ways to eat Cheetos while pretending to work.

Just-Go-With-Me for the thrill of following someone on social media who will distract you from your tasks.

Or, if you're really feeling adventurous:

Extreme Measure and challenge yourself to do nothing for 72 hours straight.

Good luck, and don't say we didn't warn you.