Extreme Procrastination Techniques

Phase 3b: Advanced Binge-Watching and Social Media Exploration

Now that you've mastered the art of mindless scrolling, it's time to take it to the next level. In this phase, you'll learn how to:

1. Master the art of watching entire seasons of TV shows in a single sitting

From Netflix to Hulu to Amazon Prime, the possibilities are endless.

2. Discover new ways to procrastinate using social media

Find hidden gems on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter that'll distract you for hours.

3. Develop a keen eye for detail in identifying the most thrilling cat videos

You'll be the envy of all your friends and family with your newfound expertise.

Proceed to Phase 4a: The Dark Art of Email Chain-Emails