About Procrastination Camp

Procrastination Camp is a premier resort for the chronically indecisive and perpetually put-off. Join us for a stay of unending duration, where the only agenda is no agenda.

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, Procrastination Camp offers:

Extensive nap facilities, including a 24/7 snooze room
A fully-stocked "Maybe I'll Do It Later" library, where you can find the latest in unread fiction and unstarted projects
A staff of expert Procrastinators-in-Residence, trained to help you avoid productivity at all costs

Don't have any plans? We don't either! That's why we've included:

Extreme Punting (a sport of pure, unadulterated inaction)

Procrastination Techniques (learn the art of doing nothing from our expert instructors)