Q: What is Procrastination Camps?
A: Procrastination Camps is a place where you can come to learn the art of doing absolutely nothing. Our expert instructors will guide you through the process of making excuses, playing video games, and perfecting the art of staring at the wall.
Q: What kind of courses do you offer?
A: Our courses include "Mastering the Art of Procrastination," "Extreme Procrastination: Advanced Techniques," and "The Procrastination Olympics: A Competition of Doing Nothing."
Q: Are the courses hard to follow?
A: Ha! No, not at all! Our courses are designed to be as clear as a foggy day, as straightforward as a sledgehammer, and as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation.
Q: Can I really learn to do nothing at Procrastination Camps?
A: Absolutely! We guarantee that after attending our camps, you'll be able to stare at a blank wall for hours on end, perfect your snacking-to-internet-browsing ratio, and master the art of forgetting important deadlines.
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