Procrastination Camps are, in fact, the most real thing in your life. They're like, 1000% real. We have real campers, with real tent stakes in real ground. Real campfires burning with real flames. Real s'mores. You can even getประก
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Ugh, no. We have a strict no-cat policy. They're like, too good at procrastination. We have catnip, but it's for the counselors.
No. We have a strict no-WiFi policy. It's like, for your own good. You'll be too busy staring at cat videos to get any work done, trust us.
It's a real place. Like, a real camp. We have real counselors, real activities, and real excuses not to do real work. You can even get real sunburn from our campfires burning 24/7. Real.
No. We just have really good snacks. And really comfy chairs. And really good excuses not to do really anything. Like, no, we're not a cult. We just really love procrastination. A lot.
No. Deadlines are like, so overrated. We have a strict no-deadline policy. You can just, like, relax and stuff. No, really, just relax. And, like, don't do any work, ever.
No. We have a strict no-phone policy. It's like, for your own good. You'll be too busy staring at cat videos to get any work done, trust us.