Procrastination Is Good: Frequently Asked Questions

Yes, it's great! Procrastination is the key to unlocking your true potential, or so we claim. It's like a fine wine, it gets better with age, and by "age" we mean "time spent scrolling through cat videos on the internet".

We're glad you asked! According to our team of expert procrastinators, the best way to procrastinate is to do a series of increasingly complex and creative tasks, such as:

• Watch paint dry
• Count the number of dust particles in a given area
• Learn to play the harmonica with your feet

These tasks are sure to stimulate your mind, test your patience, and give you a sense of accomplishment that's only rivalled by eating an entire pizza by yourself.

We've got good news for you! Yes, you can! Just become a professional hammock tester, and spend your days lounging in a hammock, testing its comfort and ergonomics. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Of course, there's always something else! Why not become a professional snail trainer? It's a highly competitive field that requires patience, dedication, and a love of slimy creatures. Or, you can always become a master of the ancient art of Extreme Ironing. It's a real thing, we swear.