How to Procrastinate Like a Pro: ProcrastinationCamp's Guide

Step 1: Find a more interesting thing to do. Like, have you ever seen a cat play a piano? No? Just go watch some cat video.

Step 2: Make a to-do list, then promptly forget it. Repeat as necessary.

Step 3: Declare your work "done" and pretend you meant to do it that way.

Step 4: Take a break. Like, take a really long break. Like, a week long break.

And that's it! Congratulations, you've successfully procrastinated like a pro!