Procrastination Hacks - Binge Drink FAQ

Q: Is binge drinking a viable option for procrastination?

Short answer: Yes, but only if you're a functioning alcoholic or have a solid 9-5 job that pays in beer.

Long answer: In all seriousness, our experts advise that binge drinking is not a substitute for actual productivity. However, it's an excellent excuse to get out of doing laundry.

Q: Can I use my couch as a makeshift bar?

A: Only if you have a sturdy couch that can withstand the rigors of 3am pizza parties and impromptu karaoke sessions.

Q: How do I deal with the existential dread of Monday morning?

A: Our patented Procrastination Hack 9000 involves making a strong coffee, putting on your favorite music, and pretending the world outside is not, in fact, a meaningless void.

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