Precautions for the Unwise

Warning: Do Not Ignore These Precautions

For those who insist on making poor life choices, we've compiled a list of essential precautions to take while binge drinking:

• Do not drink and drive. Or, like, ever.
• Don't try to "just have one" more. You will never have "just one."
• Avoid eye-to-eye contact with the bartender. Trust us on this one.

More Precautions for the extremely unwise.

Precautionary Resources:

• The National Association of Responsible Drinking (Learn More)
• The International Society of Responsible Drinking (More Info)