Procrastination Is My Lifeblood: Membership Page

Welcome to the Procrastination Appreciation Society

Here, you'll find the most dedicated, most passionate, most utterly useless members of the internet. We're not just a community, we're a plague.

Membership Benefits

• Get access to our secret recipe for the perfect procrastination blend (it involves a lot of cat videos)
• Attend exclusive meetings of our "I'm Not Working" support group
• Participate in our annual "I'm Still in My Pajamas" Olympics
• And more!

Membership is free, but only for those who can prove they've spent at least 5 hours playing Solitaire this week.

Join us and find out how to:

• Meet the Leader
• Meet the Members
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