Zephyr Zee Procrastinator: A Master of the Art of Doing Nothing

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Zephyr Zee Procrastinator is a renowned expert in the field of putting off tasks until the last possible moment. With a career spanning over a decade, Zee has honed their skills in creative excuse-making, expert time-wasting, and flawless excuse for not attending social events.

Some of Zee's most notable achievements include:

• Completing exactly 3 tasks in 10 years, with an average of 2 hours and 37 minutes spent on each task
• Perfecting the art of making a decent cup of coffee while simultaneously watching cat videos
• Developing an encyclopedic knowledge of every possible excuse for not doing the dishes

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