Our Members

Meet our esteemed members who have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing.

John

John "The King of Procrastination" Doe

Jane

Jane "The Procrastination Queen" Smith

Edgar

Edgar "The Master of the 2-Minute Break" Thompson

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