Welcome to Procrastination is My Lifeblood

We're a team of experts in the art of doing nothing. Our team members are:

Meet Our Leader: Dave, who's so busy he hasn't showered in weeks.
Meet Team Member 1: Alex, the professional couchwarmer
Meet Team Member 2: Jamie, the king of cat videos

Our office is a 24/7 productivity-free zone. We're always on the clock, but never on the clock.

Read our blog for more excuses