Because Adulting is so overrated.
1. Daydreaming - The classic. Just close your eyes, pretend you're flying a spaceship, and let your mind wander.
2. YouTubeBrowsing - 100 hours of cat videos, 0 hours of productivity.
3. Gaming - The perfect combination of exercise, socialization, and snack breaks.
4. RedditSurfing - A never-ending well of interesting, yet utterly useless information.
5. SocialMediaScrolling - Because someone, somewhere, might just post something mildly amusing.
ProcrastinationHacks - For when even these methods aren't enough.
Or just use them all at once. It's not like anyone is watching, right?