Procrastination is My Lifeblood: Project 1 - The Great Cookie Baking Heist

Subtitle: Because, let's be real, who needs productivity when there's cookies?

Project Overview

• Objective: Baking 1000 cookies in under 4 hours.
• Team: Me, myself, and I (with a strong coffee dependency)
• Mission Log:

Day 1:

1. Realized I had 10 minutes to spare before the apocalypse.
2. Ran to the store for flour, sugar, and a 5-pound bag of chocolate chips.
3. Set up a makeshift cookie production line in the living room.
4. Proceeded to bake 500 cookies, only stopping for a 3-hour coffee break.

Day 2: (Theoretical)

1. Woke up, realized I had 20 minutes to live.
2. Began eating cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
3. Declared myself a cookie scientist.