Project 2: The Procrastination Engine

A machine that generates excuses for why you haven't done your homework.

Features: Advanced procrastination algorithms, Super-precise deadline calculation, Optimized snack food recommendations.

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What people say about us...

"This thing is amazing! I can finally blame my homework on it!" - John D.

"I've been using it for years and I've gotten away with so much!" - Jane S.

Contact Us

Get in touch with our team of expert procrastinators.

Send us an email: info@procrastinationengine.com

Or follow us on social media: @procrastinationengine