Our Services:
- Virtual reality experiences that'll make you forget your responsibilities.
- Esports teams for people who can't even be bothered to leave their basement.
- Air-hockey tournaments for when you're too lazy to play actual hockey.
Our rates:
- Free: Because you'll probably just end up playing for hours anyway.
- Optional: Pay-per-hour: because you'll probably want to play some more.
Disclaimer: ProcrastinationIsMyLifeblood is not responsible for your lost productivity, relationships, or sanity.