Twitch Tendinitis: The Ultimate Procrastination Companion

Warning: This page may cause irreversible damage to productivity and social skills.

Symptoms:

• Spontaneous combustion of motivation
• Uncontrollable urges to check social media every 5 minutes
• Increased risk of developing a permanent case of "Can't even"-itis

Causes:

Caused by prolonged exposure to the following stimuli:

• Too many tabs open in the browser
• Unrelenting FOMO (fear of missing out)
• Uncontrollable cravings for Cheetos

Treatment Options:

Try the following remedies:

• Take a 10-minute walk outside
• Call a friend and have a productive conversation
• Delete all social media apps

Subpages:

• Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)
• Procrastination Hacks: Because who needs productivity, anyway?