The Procrastination Paradox
Whereby the act of putting off tasks creates a paradoxical loop of guilt and pleasure.
Wherein, the more you put off, the more you'll feel like you should be doing something else, but the more you're doing nothing, the more you'll feel accomplished for not doing it.
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